Me, baby, ME! Let’s talk about it.

I recently moved back for round two in Athens, GA. I used to love cooking and all things food. Now I just eat and make stupid jokes.

Three things I like:

  1. Ritz crackers and a Coke;
  2. The Big Lebowski;
  3. That shiver-feeling when you finally get in the shelter of your car after running without an umbrella through the pouring rain.

Three things I don’t like:

  1. Heights,
  2. Loud noises, and
  3. When a single trimmed beard hair gets stuck in the collar of your shirt and irritates your sensitive, ginger neck skin for the rest of the day.

That’s pretty much it for me, man. Chances are, I’ll quit posting on this blog in three short weeks, just like last time. Come to think of it, I’ve written more sign-offs and welcome-backs than actual blog posts. I guess that’s the way the whole durned human comedy keeps perpetuatin’ itself.

Gently, and ever so softly, I remain,

truly yours,

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